I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Hippo gnu deer
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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