...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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