My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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