My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I came so hard my ears popped.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
