somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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