Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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