I love black thongs
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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