When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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