She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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