i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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