I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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