The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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