Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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