someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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