I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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