I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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