The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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