actually, I'm a sock model
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I understand Curling. That high.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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