I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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