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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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