Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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