I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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