We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize
