When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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