Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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