But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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