South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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