Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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