worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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