You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Randomize
