You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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