Cold hands, warm shart.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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