yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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