Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Buhtt sex?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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