so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
