therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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