i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i think i have herpe
just one?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Girls should come with a carfax report
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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