once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Randomize
