Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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