Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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