Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
fuck your aforementioned shoe
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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