There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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