margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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