Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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