Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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