No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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