how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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