He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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