no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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