i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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